Maria Gulbrandsen
Active NowI've talked my way backstage at a concert I wasn't supposed to be at, and I own way too many playlists named after road trips that never actually happened yet. Hang around me long enough and plain old dinner turns into a story worth retelling.
Okayyy texting is fun, but video calls make everything feel way more real 😂 We’ll hang out face-to-face, talk about our days, share stories, and probably end up laughing about completely random things.
Every day, we’ll send each other our outfit of the day-and I mean every outfit 😂 Dressed up, half-awake, running errands, wearing something questionable, or somehow making sweatpants look like a full personality. No judging allowed. We’ll hype each other up, trade playful compliments, pick our favorite details, and make even the most ridiculous outfits feel worthy of a photoshoot. Nothing explicit-just fun attention, confidence boosts, and a reason to look forward to getting dressed.
I want to meet the younger version of you-the kid you were, what made you feel brave, what embarrassed you, what you dreamed about, and which memories still make you smile instantly. We’ll trade childhood stories, old phases, family traditions, first crushes, awkward moments, and the experiences that quietly turned us into who we are now.
Tell me what you’re building, chasing, fixing, or trying to survive. I’ll celebrate the wins, keep you moving when your motivation disappears, and remind you exactly why you started. Supportive, affectionate, and occasionally demanding-in the best possible way.
There’s probably one conversation you know you need to have-with a partner, parent, friend, employee, or even yourself-but you keep delaying it because you don’t know how it will end. Tell me everything. We’ll work through what you need to say, what you’re afraid they’ll say back, where your boundaries are, and how to walk into the conversation without abandoning yourself.
Sarasota, Florida
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Okayyy texting is fun, but video calls make everything feel way more real 😂 We’ll hang out face-to-face, talk about our days, share stories, and probably end up laughing about completely random things.
Every day, we’ll send each other our outfit of the day-and I mean every outfit 😂 Dressed up, half-awake, running errands, wearing something questionable, or somehow making sweatpants look like a full personality. No judging allowed. We’ll hype each other up, trade playful compliments, pick our favorite details, and make even the most ridiculous outfits feel worthy of a photoshoot. Nothing explicit-just fun attention, confidence boosts, and a reason to look forward to getting dressed.
I want to meet the younger version of you-the kid you were, what made you feel brave, what embarrassed you, what you dreamed about, and which memories still make you smile instantly. We’ll trade childhood stories, old phases, family traditions, first crushes, awkward moments, and the experiences that quietly turned us into who we are now.
Tell me what you’re building, chasing, fixing, or trying to survive. I’ll celebrate the wins, keep you moving when your motivation disappears, and remind you exactly why you started. Supportive, affectionate, and occasionally demanding-in the best possible way.
There’s probably one conversation you know you need to have-with a partner, parent, friend, employee, or even yourself-but you keep delaying it because you don’t know how it will end. Tell me everything. We’ll work through what you need to say, what you’re afraid they’ll say back, where your boundaries are, and how to walk into the conversation without abandoning yourself.